Who would win in a fight, Theresa May weilding a wheat sickle or Jezza Corbyn with a pair of nunchucks?

Question: Who would win in a fight, Theresa May weilding a wheat sickle or Jezza Corbyn with a pair of nunchucks?
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  jeremy corbyn,
  theresa may
Asked by 292mntj38 to Jack on 13 Jun 2017.
- Jack barton answered on 13 Jun 2017:
  
  Surely comrade Corbyn would be the one with the wheat sickle?
  
  Well, my money would probably have to be on Tresseme and her heels of fury which unfortunately would trump any ninja skills of Corbyn.

Jermaine commented on 13 Jun 2017:

Hahahha. Jezza wouldn’t fight – he’s a passivist. I guess he’d just try and talk her down while she attacks him

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- Gem commented on 13 Jun 2017:
  
  I agree with Jermaine!
  
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- OrLaNdO commented on 14 Jun 2017:
  
  legend mate
  
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- Akhemphemwa commented on 15 Jun 2017:
  
  pacifist* 😉
  Got your back J
  
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Question: Who would win in a fight, Theresa May weilding a wheat sickle or Jezza Corbyn with a pair of nunchucks?